Gross. That sounds click-baity. I hope it just makes you laugh. And I hope you also find something useful in this week's newsletter!
That actually IS the title. It's not a placeholder. I just couldn't come up with anything clever.
That sounds like a good children's book title. Don't steal it. The event calendar is pretty light this week, so I filled this week's newsletter with a few personal stories. Enjoy!
Not really. It's not spooky. Unless watching your boomer parents dancing is spooky. Check out this week's newsletter for more non-spooky events!
I have no idea if that's actually true. But it sounds super catchy and I bet my open rate will be super high this week. Which is good because you have to read this week's newsletter to find out what's happening.
That's an obscure reference. I think I heard it from my dad back in the '80s (lol dad jokes). It may or may not make sense when you read this week's newsletter.
...we salute you. We also encourage you to attend the Peachtree Corners Festival this weekend. Read about this and (a lot) more in this week's newsletter!
...in the Barbie world. A world that is actually coming to Duluth. Read all about that and more in this week's issue!
But that doesn't mean we'll listen. What we WILL do is tell you about all the events coming up over the next week or two. Because that's what we do! Read on.
Apparently two pianos were not in the budget, so Rocket Man and Piano Man will have to take turns.
